You know exactly who we're talking about. They don't know they can't sing — or they simply don't care. They grab the mic with complete confidence, and what comes out clears the room faster than the fire alarm.
They're not terrified. They're committed. That somehow makes it worse.
It's not really a karaoke problem. It's a self-awareness problem. And it kills the vibe for everyone, every single time.
Until now, there was no fix. You either suffered through it, politely applauded, or — if that person was you — had absolutely no idea why everyone suddenly needed another drink.